Rickitt Fails To Make The Grade

Poor Adam Rickitt. It has emerged that the most prominent of David Cameron's A-list candidates has not even made it into the final 20 being considered to succeed Michael Howard as MP for Folkestone.
Is does seem that constituencies are resistant to the "beautiful people" Cameron wants to impose on them. We saw the Bromley and Chislehurst Conservatives choose a middle-aged white man to fight the upcoming by-election, rejecting several of the A-list in the process.
So which constituency is right for Adam Rickitt? I would suggest any with a large gay population would be a winner!